<?php
function curl($url) {
$ch=curl_init($url);
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true);
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, 1);
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, false);
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYHOST, false);
$response=curl_exec ($ch);
curl_close($ch);
return $response;
}

function declOfNum($number, $titles)
{
$cases = array (2, 0, 1, 1, 1, 2);
return $number." ".$titles[ ($number%100>4 && $number%100<20)? 2 : $cases[min($number%10, 5)] ];
}

$token = "ТУТ ПИШЕМ СВОЙ ТОКЕН";
$messages = curl("https://api.vk.com/method/messages.get?access_token=$token&count=15&filters=1");
$nu = mb_substr_count($messages, 'read_state":0');
$nuam = declOfNum($nu, array('непрочитанное сообщение', 'непрочитанных сообщения', 'непрочитанных сообщений'));
$num = str_replace(' ', '%20', $nuam);
$wall = curl("https://api.vk.com/method/wall.get?owner_id=АЙДИ&..");
$wal = strstr($wall, '_id":');
$wa = substr($wal, 0, strpos($wal, ","));
$id = str_replace('_id":', '', $wa);
$zap = curl("http://m.vk.com/id$id");
$nam = strstr($zap, '<h2 class="op_header">');
$na = str_replace('<h2 class="op_header">', '', $nam);
$n = substr($na, 0, strpos($na, "</h2>"));
$name = str_replace(' ', '%20', $n);
$serv = rand(4, 14);
$time = date("H:i");
$day = '01';
$month = '06';
$year = '2013';
$hours = ceil((mktime(0,0,0, $month, $day, $year) - time())/3600);
$dotext = "Текущее%20время%20$time.%20$num.%20Последняя%20запись%20на%20стене%20by%20$name.%20Загрузка%20$serv%.%20До%20лета%20";
$posletext = "%20часов.%20by%20ArsOk";

echo curl("https://api.vk.com/method/status.set?access_token=$token&text=$dotext$hours$posletext");
?>